fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

7:50 am  •  26 August 2014  •  533,700 notes

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

7:50 am  •  26 August 2014  •  221,695 notes